Lay Your A** Down and Shut The F**k Up

Lay Your Ass Down and Shut The F*** Up is the bedtime book for adults who wish someone would tuck them in for once.

In this hilariously inappropriate follow-up to "Man, F*** Them Kids"*, comedian Charlie Mac delivers a no-nonsense lullaby for the overworked, overstimulated, and just plain tired. Whether you're battling insomnia, toxic positivity, or one more group chat ping — this book gets you.

Blending the style of a children's story with the soul of a fed-up grown-up, Charlie reminds you:

• Naps are self-care

• Hustle culture is a scam

• And sometimes, silence is the answer

Beautifully illustrated and painfully relatable, “Lay Your Ass Down and Shut The F*** Up”** is for anyone who’s ever canceled plans to protect their peace — and doesn’t regret it for a second.

Perfect for your nightstand, your therapist's waiting room, or your least favorite coworker.