Man, F**k Them Kids

Man, F*** Them Kids is not your average children’s book it’s the bedtime story for grown ups who know better.

Written by stand-up comedian Charlie Mac, this satirical "adult children's book" turns the picture-book format into a hilarious, brutally honest manifesto for anyone who's ever babysat, been peer-pressured into parenting, or just watched a toddler scream on a plane and thought: “Nah, I’m good.”

With playful illustrations and unapologetically real-life lessons, Charlie explores topics like:

• Why peace and quiet is underrated

• The price of juice boxes and emotional labor

• And the joy of sleeping in... alone

Perfect as a gag gift, coffee table conversation-starter, or personal reminder that not everyone is built for daycare drop-off duty. "Man, F* Them Kids"** is comedy with a crayon — wildly relatable, weirdly insightful, and laugh-out-loud inappropriate.

Warning: Not safe for actual children. Unless they pay rent.

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